
Pirates Vs Trolls
Aktarum
Trollvengers • 2022
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Lyrics
Every hundred years or more
On an island in the sea
Where the oceans spit and the seagulls shit
And the dolphins all have fleas
A stinking bay where the water's gray
And the sand is brown and blue
There's a magic spring full of awful things
That's where we make our brew
A magic spell, a hidden well
A drink that comes out of hell
Chorus :
They've sailed across the waves
To drink in the goblin cave
Let's fight !
All night !
Get drunk and lose control
We'll kill those pirate men
And drink a beer or ten
With booze !
Never lose !
It's pirates vs Trolls
Over the mountains into the caves
Though it may become their graves
Following the awful smell
Down into the bowels of Hell
The pirates want our magic drink
Even though it really stinks
It will get them fucking wasted
But it's the worst thing they ever tasted !
A rancid brew that makes you spew
A drink the colour of poo
Chorus
Why do we need to fight ?
We should just drink all night ?
Let us get drunk together
This beer will last forever
The pirates did set seil
To steal the goblin ale
An endless waterfall
Of stinking magic alcohol
We're all inebriated
All the Trolls are getting wasted !
Everyone will be best friends
A party time that never ends
Chorus :
They've sailed from distant lands
To drink with the goblin band
Drink beer !
All year !
Get drunk and lose control
The Trolls and pirate men
We'll drink a beer or ten
With booze !
Never lose !
It's pirates vs Trolls
On an island in the sea
Where the oceans spit and the seagulls shit
And the dolphins all have fleas
A stinking bay where the water's gray
And the sand is brown and blue
There's a magic spring full of awful things
That's where we make our brew
A magic spell, a hidden well
A drink that comes out of hell
Chorus :
They've sailed across the waves
To drink in the goblin cave
Let's fight !
All night !
Get drunk and lose control
We'll kill those pirate men
And drink a beer or ten
With booze !
Never lose !
It's pirates vs Trolls
Over the mountains into the caves
Though it may become their graves
Following the awful smell
Down into the bowels of Hell
The pirates want our magic drink
Even though it really stinks
It will get them fucking wasted
But it's the worst thing they ever tasted !
A rancid brew that makes you spew
A drink the colour of poo
Chorus
Why do we need to fight ?
We should just drink all night ?
Let us get drunk together
This beer will last forever
The pirates did set seil
To steal the goblin ale
An endless waterfall
Of stinking magic alcohol
We're all inebriated
All the Trolls are getting wasted !
Everyone will be best friends
A party time that never ends
Chorus :
They've sailed from distant lands
To drink with the goblin band
Drink beer !
All year !
Get drunk and lose control
The Trolls and pirate men
We'll drink a beer or ten
With booze !
Never lose !
It's pirates vs Trolls
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