Life's Too Short For Longboards

Life’s too short
For longboards, for longboards

I see ‘em everywhere
It’s like a pestilence
Life’s too short
Don’t wanna think about it

I need to clear the air
I am a friendly person
Life’s too short
Why should I care about it?

But everywhere I go these dorks are getting in my way
I tell them to fuck off and die, hey what else can I say?
These trendy fuckin’ wannabees are ruining my fun
Open up the gates of hell, the war has just begun

Whatever happened to
The world that I once knew
Life’s too short
I woke up in a nightmare

Everyone’s sliding by
It makes me wanna die, but
Life’s too short
For me to leave already

Dude... that’s not a skateboard
You call it cruiser, well, I call it a cancer
It’s a fuckin disease, rollin’ down the street,
and it’s bothering me, can’t you see?
Man, fuck this shit, I don’t have time for this,
I don’t have time for this, cause