
Life's Too Short For Longboards
Insanity Alert
Moshburger • 2016
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Lyrics
Life’s too short
For longboards, for longboards
I see ‘em everywhere
It’s like a pestilence
Life’s too short
Don’t wanna think about it
I need to clear the air
I am a friendly person
Life’s too short
Why should I care about it?
But everywhere I go these dorks are getting in my way
I tell them to fuck off and die, hey what else can I say?
These trendy fuckin’ wannabees are ruining my fun
Open up the gates of hell, the war has just begun
Whatever happened to
The world that I once knew
Life’s too short
I woke up in a nightmare
Everyone’s sliding by
It makes me wanna die, but
Life’s too short
For me to leave already
Dude... that’s not a skateboard
You call it cruiser, well, I call it a cancer
It’s a fuckin disease, rollin’ down the street,
and it’s bothering me, can’t you see?
Man, fuck this shit, I don’t have time for this,
I don’t have time for this, cause
For longboards, for longboards
I see ‘em everywhere
It’s like a pestilence
Life’s too short
Don’t wanna think about it
I need to clear the air
I am a friendly person
Life’s too short
Why should I care about it?
But everywhere I go these dorks are getting in my way
I tell them to fuck off and die, hey what else can I say?
These trendy fuckin’ wannabees are ruining my fun
Open up the gates of hell, the war has just begun
Whatever happened to
The world that I once knew
Life’s too short
I woke up in a nightmare
Everyone’s sliding by
It makes me wanna die, but
Life’s too short
For me to leave already
Dude... that’s not a skateboard
You call it cruiser, well, I call it a cancer
It’s a fuckin disease, rollin’ down the street,
and it’s bothering me, can’t you see?
Man, fuck this shit, I don’t have time for this,
I don’t have time for this, cause
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