Woke Up With Wood

When I woke up this morning
I was feeling mighty good
My baby understood
Had to do what she should
Lying near a pile of wood
Laying it on some
Playing with it some
When I, I woke up with wood

I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
Trying not to lose my mind
My baby came to help
And I let out a yell
She grabbed me from behind
Laying on it some
Playing with it some
When I, I woke up with wood

Beauty queens fall in trances
Debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood
They were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some
Playing with it some
When I, I woke up with wood