Beer In The Park (Iron Maiden Parody)

I drink in bars, I drink at home
With friends or family, alone
From sunrise till the break of dawn
However every now and then
I push myself to go out outside
A little sun won't do no harm

Beer in the park
Beer in the park
I have an ice-cold beer that just won't drink itself
Beer in the park
Beer in the park
I have giant thirst, I just can't help myself

As I wrap my fingers 'round the glass
My eyes lit up, my tastebuds gasp
Let the ritual commence
Sometimes I lose track of space and time
The world may burn, this beer is mine
I sense the wind, I smell the grass

Passed out on a bench, woke up at night
Thought right was left and left was right
Still had a coolbox full of beers
Drank one, then quickened up my pace
Kept slammin' cold ones in my face
My magic made them disappear

Watching stupid people passing by
They go to work and then they die
I'm out here, having a good time
One day all limits will be gone
A brand new world where beer has won
The liquid saviour of mankind

And when I'm drinking on my own
I am a dude that drinks alone