Beerless Fiesta (George Michael Parody)

Last night it was not
Something of a beerless fiesta,
something like a sober hot-spot
To my body and mind
I have been unkind
There's no cure for me today
Pain is all I'll feel

I'm never gonna drink again
Poor old liver has taken a beating
Though it's hard to comprehend
I'm telling you it's true
I should have been taking better care of me
And not get wasted every evening
So I'm never gonna drink again
The way I used to do

Today the whole world it seems so loud
It feels as if my brain comes out
Maybe it's better this way
I've hurt my body with the drinks yesterday
We used to be so good together,
Beer and me, in love forever
But now, what am I gonna do
Tell me

Never without a buzz